
Miracle at Killjoy Cocktail Menu
Christmas Cocktails
Christmapolitan
Vodka, Elderflower, Dry Vermouth, Spiced Cranberry Sauce, Lime, Rosemary, Absinthe mist
Snowball Old-Fashioned
Rye Whiskey, Gingerbread, Aromatic & Wormwood Bitters, Orange Essence
Candy Cane Lane
White Rum, Vanilla Liqueur, Dark Creme de Cacao, Minty Amaro, Candy Cane, Soy Milk
Dancing Sugarplums
Gin, Limoncello, Plum Wine, Plum Milk Syrup, Lemon, Tiki Bitters, Nutmeg
Koala LaLaLa
Blanco Tequila, Dry Vermouth, Apple Liqueur, Tamarind, Lemon, Eucalyptus Bitters, Mint, Soda
Cheery Cherry Chocosaurus
Brandy, Italian Sweet Vermouth, Dark Creme de Cacao, Blackberry Liqueur, Tart Cherry & Chocolate, Lemon, Chocolate Bitters, Brandied Cherries
Blitzen Barrel
Cream Sherry, Mead, Scotch, PX Sherry, Honey, Sesame
Run Run Reindeer
Mulled Wine Reduction, Prosecco, Lemon, Aromatic bitters
Rudolph’s Replacement
Vodka, Coffee Liqueur, White Creme de Cacao, Orange Curaçao, Chai Syrup, Almond Milk, Aromatic Bitters *contains nuts*
Miracle Mouse
Bourbon, French Sweet Vermouth, Pamplemousse Liqueur, Vanilla Liqueur, Strawberry, Grapefruit, Orange Acid
Jingle Balls Nog
Cognac, Cream Sherry, Almond Milk, Cream, Egg, Vanilla, Nutmeg *contains nuts*
Yippie Ki Yay Mother F****r!
Barbados rum, Rhum Agricole, Trinidad Overproof Rum, Ube & Coconut Orgeat, Aciddjusted Pineapple
The Krampus
Reposado Tequila, Oloroso Sherry, Allspice Dram, Mezcal, Ginger, Hibiscus, Lime, Hellfire Bitters
Hot Drinks
Coconut Hot Chocolate
Served Hot – Aged Jamaican Rum, Amaretto, Chocolate Hazelnut & Coconut, Coconut Whipped Cream, Cacao Dust *contains nuts*
Carol Singer (Wassail)
Served Hot – Apple Cider, White Wine, Peach Liqueur, Pear Liqueur, Apple Brandy, Orange, Ginger, Christmas spices
Shots
Nice Shot
Brandy, Strawberry, Grapefruit
Naughty Shot
tequila, habanero, ginger, hibiscus
Spirit-Free Cocktails
Due to the sensitivity of alcoholic consumption for those who are practicing sobriety, we ask that if you are alcohol sensitive due to any health concerns, please ask for a manager and order directly through them. If a manager is not present, please be very clear that you are alcohol sensitive. **Although we offer non-alcoholic beverages, not every beverage is alcohol free. The legal limit for a beverage to be considered alcoholic is .05%. All beverages are created in an environment where alcohol is being used.
Snow Day Sipper
Served Hot – Chocolate Hazelnut & Coconut Syrup, Coconut Whipped Cream, Cacao dust *contains nuts*
Silent Night
Tart cherry, chocolate, orange acid, soda
Mellow Mouse
Apple, Strawberry, Grapefruit, Lemon, Soda
Beer & Seltzers
Cloudsurfer IPA (draft) – $7
Mort’s Lager (draft) – $7
5 Flowers Rose Lemonade Delta9 Draft (Non-Alcoholic, 5 mg CBD +5mg THC) – $6
Corona (bottle) -$6 Miller Lite (bottle) – $5 Whiteclaw $6
Wine & Bubbles
White
Raeburn Chardonnay – $10/$38
Mason Cellars Sauv Blanc – $12/$48
Tierra D’oro Pinot Grigio – $12/$46
Red
Banshee Pinot Noir – $10/$40
Very Dark Red Blend – $12/$46
Raeburn Cabernet Sauvignon – $14/$50
Sparkling
Carletto Bianco on Tap – $8